Q: What is the end of Easter?
A: The letter R.
Q: How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A: With a hare dryer!
Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?
A. Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
Q: What did one colored egg say to the other?
A: ‘Heard any good yolks lately!’
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.
Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A. The first Rabbit to lay and egg.
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A Hot Cross bunny.
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Q: How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
A: By hare mail!
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q. Why does the easter bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
A: It’s a tender tail!
Q: Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea?
A: The Oyster Bunny!
Q: What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A: They lived hoppily ever after!
Q: What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
A: The Easter Barney!
Q: What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
A: Colored scrambled eggs!
Q: What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
A: One to three for breaking and entering.
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the movie.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.
Q: What did the bunny put over his sore?
A: A eggage.
Q: Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter?
A: In the dictionary.
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee comes after it
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march.
Q: What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A: Jelly beans!
Q: How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A: Only one because after that, it’s not empty!
Q: What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit?
A: Cheer up!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs marks the spot.
Q: What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill?
A: There go 10 bunnies going over the hill.
Q: What did the man say when he saw 10 bunnies hopping over the hill wearing sunglasses?
A: Nothing – he didn’t recognise them.
Q: If a rooster layed an egg on top of a hill, which side would it roll down?
A: Neither- Rooster’s don’t lay eggs!
Q: What did the kangaroo say on Easter morning?
A: Hoppy Easter!